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11.06.2025 01:41

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Everyone loved it.
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Unacceptable again!
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Loons and Moons
Then came..
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
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Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.