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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 01:41

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

'The Life of Chuck' might leave you brushing away tears — or scratching your head - NPR

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

‘This is a tragedy:’ UW doctor pushes back against RFK Jr.’s COVID vaccine recommendations - MyNorthwest.com

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

Everyone loved it.

NBA Finals’ 17 best players ranked for Thunder vs. Pacers series - SBNation.com

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

James Webb telescope spots 'groundbreaking' molecule in scorching clouds of giant 'hell planet' - Live Science

Then came..

Next, they tried...

No, not a chance

How do introverts celebrate their birthday?

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

South Africa Is Rising Up Out of The Ocean, Scientists Reveal - ScienceAlert

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

More studies show diet and nutrition are important in fighting cancer - WTOP

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Trump threatens ‘very serious consequences’ if Musk backs Democrats - The Washington Post

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

So they tried

How do you like to be pegged?

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.